What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 01:43

Dr No
Live and Let Die
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The Man with the Golden Gun
Goldfinger
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”She is very sexyful!”
From Russia With Love
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You Only Live Twice
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Moonraker
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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Octopussy
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-All the bad guys are black.
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-”Ah so!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
A View to a Kill
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Diamonds Are Forever
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